第7章 开课吧，我们跪著听！ 到底谁教你这么当新兵的？
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很多年轻人刚来部队，会对老兵班长设防，但不会防著同龄人啊。
但他是万万没想到，秦风来当兵的理由，竟会如此惊天动地。
躲情债？
多气人的三个字啊？
你有这本事还来部队当什么兵？
当个情感导师，专门开课，造福广大单身男士不好吗？
还真是旱的旱死，涝的涝死。
这种奇葩的当兵理由，他这辈子真是头回见！
与此同时，宿舍里一帮新兵眼里闪著光，全然一副顶礼膜拜的样子。
而相比之下，李家胜刚刚说的什么家里买奥迪啦，每个月几千块零钱啦，简直弱爆了。
人家是什么水平？
校闺蜜抢著送礼物，还打起来了！
这特么都能和祖师爷冠希哥，掰掰手腕了！
要知道，这个年纪来当兵的，有不少都是母胎solo，连女孩儿手都没拉的生瓜蛋子。
在路上，但凡被大娘多看个眼，都得脸红不好意思。
可人家秦风为了躲情债，都特么躲到这来了。
这尼玛，他们连做梦都不敢这么想啊。
看著眾人五体投地的钦佩眼神，秦风眼角狂跳。
这么离谱的故事，我自己都不信，你们居然还能当真了？
这特么就是电影《小时代》啊！
郭巨人的青春伤痛文学，你们都没看过？
好吧，秦风其实也没看过，但这么烂的剧，听总该听说过吧？
其实，大家也在心里怀疑过，但一想到秦风昨天晚上。
秦风连著打了五六通电话，淡定斩尽意中人的模样。
他们真的很难怀疑，秦风没有那个能力。
毕竟，段位摆在这呢。
就好比，如果你身价上亿，哪怕你戴块假的劳力士，別人也会默认是真的。
陈三喜立马秦风丰富感情阅歷，迷得不要不要的。
祁猛则是佩服的竖起大拇指，连说了三个屌！
但这却让李家胜如坐针毡，难受到了极点。
他以往处对象，都是各种嘘寒问暖，是暖男中的暖男。
逢年过节，化妆品，包包从来就没断过。
结果投入了那么多，那些女生却连瓶矿泉水都不肯给他买。
还说什么：你的钱就是我的钱，我的钱还是我的钱，男生给女生钱天经地义，就算我有错你也不许吼我.....
这一刻，李家胜突然有种被热乎乎，黄黄的东西给滋了一脸的感觉。
妈的，都是男人，凭什么你这么优秀？
我平平无奇煤二代，到底差在哪了？
我特么到底输哪了？
“干嘛呢干嘛呢？让你们叠被子，让你们用嘴了吗？”
这时，赵鹏飞背著手，冷著脸从外面走进来。
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刚刚还在聊天的一帮人，赶紧装作认真叠被子的样子。
时不时的还紧蹙一下眉头，用手在空中比比划划。
看著要多认真就有多认真，像极了你平时上班摸鱼的样子。
“都叠认真点，仔细想想我昨天是怎么教的！”
“待会吃完早饭，我会检查所有人的內务情况，达不到合格要求的，你们自己看著办！”
听到赵鹏飞这番话，谁都不敢怠慢。
一个个赶紧结束摸鱼，全神贯注的认真叠被。
先压，再叠，最后修缮。
仅仅只用了十五分钟，大家就成功得到了一坨臭狗屎。
妈的，不对头啊？
步骤都是一样的，怎么叠出来各有各的丑？
看著面前惨不忍睹的被子，大家只能拆散了。
並且在心里祈祷古华夏掌管叠被子的神，能保佑他们能赶紧把这床被子叠好，从而让免受班长责罚。
秦风虽然已经挺熟练了，但为了融入集体，他还是故意和大家步调统一。
听到姍姍来迟的起床好事，不少人都开始心生怨念。
规定上明明六点起床整理內务，凭什么五点多就得起？
凭什么？
没有凭什么，因为这就是部队。
和网上搜到的不一样，和影视剧，和小说里的更不一样。
没有那么多打打杀杀，没有无脑顶撞上级的歪嘴战神。
有的只是永远叠不完的被子和理不完的內务......
二十分钟后，楼下传来集合哨声。
“所有人，楼下集合，准备出操！”