第220章 天界道童狗眼看人低? 在箱庭当问题儿童我只想躺平
第220章 天界道童狗眼看人低?
来者正是镇元子座下的两位道童,清风与明月。
他们外表稚嫩,周身縈绕的灵格波动却远非常人,赫然是神格级的存在。
四大天王那岩石般的面庞上,眉峰几不可察地动了动。
“原来是清风、明月两位仙童。”增长天王魔礼青微微頷首,“既然是大仙的意思,这规矩嘛————”
“规矩自然是不能废的。”
清风抢先一步开口,目光轻飘飘地扫过黑兔一行人,嘴角撇出一道细微的弧度。
那是一种仿佛与生俱来,已然融入骨血的傲慢。
“不过,师尊的贵客,我等自当协助一二,免得耽误了时辰。”
说著,他从袖中取出一枚温润的玉简,在巨大的玉册上轻轻一刷。
“好了,诸位的身份信息,我已替尔等录入天庭云档。只需在此处签个名,画个押,便算礼成。”
他指了指玉册末尾那片小小的空白区域。
眾人顿时鬆了口气。
黑兔连忙上前,几乎是抱著那支巨笔,才勉强在玉册上籤下了自己的名字。
仁、飞鸟、耀、蕾蒂西亚和十六夜也依次上前完成。
轮到路凡。
他打量著那支比自己胳膊还粗的毛笔,又看了看自己,然后重重地嘆了口气。
好麻烦。
他直接咬破指尖,在那片空白处,懒洋洋地按下一个血红的手印。
“签名太累。”
“按个手印,效果一样。”
这个出格的举动让清风和明月都怔住了。
清风的眉头拧成一团,似乎想斥责这等“大不敬”之举,但话到嘴边又硬生生咽了回去,只是不悦地拂尘一甩。
“好了,手续已毕,诸位请隨我来。”
这场折磨人的“入境审查”,总算告一段落。
在清风明月的引领下,一行人穿过宏伟的南天门,正式踏入了东方神群的界域。
门后的世界,壮丽得令人窒息。
脚下是无垠云海,远处仙山悬浮,神瀑倒掛,灵鹤翔集。
无数琼楼玉宇掩映在氤盒瑞气与七彩霞光之间,每一处景致,都像是从最古老的神话画卷中剥离下来,美得不似人间。
然而,这份美景带来的震撼,很快就被两个引路道童喋喋不休的嘴给彻底毁了。
“诸位脚下,乃崑崙天界,由眾神截取大地龙脉炼化而成。”清风在前引路,童音清脆,语气里满是藏不住的自豪。
“看那边,是天河,乃星辰伟力之源泉。那座最高的玉京山,更是元始天尊的道场,寻常仙神千年也未必能得见一次。”
明月在旁补充,话锋却陡然一转。
“我们东方天界,万事万物,皆有法度,最重一个规矩”与秩序”。
他意有所指地瞟了一眼黑兔。
“不像外界,礼崩乐坏,粗鄙不堪,被称之为蛮夷之地”,倒也贴切。
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黑兔今天依旧穿著她標誌性的黑白短裙礼服,露著洁白修长的大腿。
这身装束,在箱庭的宴会庆典上再正常不过。
可在这里,在这两个闭关了五百年的“老古董”眼中,便成了“奇装异服”、“不知廉耻”的铁证。
而蕾蒂西亚,她那吸血鬼独有的阴冷高贵气息,与周围的祥和仙气更是格格不入,在清风明月的感知里,就是不折不扣的“西方妖魔”。
他们言语间毫不掩饰的审视,让黑兔很不自在,下意识地拉了拉裙摆。
蕾蒂西亚倒是面色如常,静静跟在路凡身后,仿佛什么都没听见。
但久远飞鸟的大小姐脾气,第一个炸了。
“喂,我说你们两个小鬼。”飞鸟停下脚步,双手抱胸,秀眉倒竖,“一口一个蛮夷之地”,是不是太失礼了?我们可是你们师尊请来的客人。”
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